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Pawsome Dog Jokes
April Fool’s Day is just around the corner, can you believe it?! Here’s some pawsome dog jokes that are guaranteed to get a laugh!
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador!
Q: Why did the dachshund want to sit in the shade?
A: Because it was a hot dog!
Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?
A: A bulldog!
Q: What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A: A trom-bone!
Q: Where should you never take your dog shopping?
A: The flea market!
Q: What is your dog’s favorite tooth?
A: The canine!
Q: What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?
A: 2,000 dogs!
Q: What kind of construction are dogs best at?
Q: How does a dog stop Netflix from playing?
A: They press the paws button!
Q: How do dogs travel cross country?
A: They take the greyhound!
We hope these jokes made you laugh and put a smile on your face! Don’t forget to use them on April Fool’s Day!