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Pawsome Dog Jokes

Pawsome Dog Jokes

April Fool’s Day is just around the corner, can you believe it?! Here’s some pawsome dog jokes that are guaranteed to get a laugh!

Q: What do you call a dog magician?

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A: A labracadabrador!

Q: Why did the dachshund want to sit in the shade?

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A: Because it was a hot dog!

Q: What kind of dog chases anything red?

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A: A bulldog!

Q: What is a dog’s favorite instrument?

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A: A trom-bone!

Q: Where should you never take your dog shopping?

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A: The flea market!

Q: What is your dog’s favorite tooth?

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A: The canine!

Q: What has 4,000 eyes and 8,000 legs?

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A: 2,000 dogs!

Q: What kind of construction are dogs best at?

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A: Roofing!

Q: How does a dog stop Netflix from playing?

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A: They press the paws button!

Q: How do dogs travel cross country?

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A: They take the greyhound!

We hope these jokes made you laugh and put a smile on your face! Don’t forget to use them on April Fool’s Day!

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